How old am I again?

So an 8 year old told me today I was too old to have a baby. Apparently since all of their parents had them as teenagers, 27 must look freaking ancient. Granted my day is peppered with hot flashes, which makes me wonder exactly which phase of life I'm in, I really thought those started with menopause. ??? Today it got so hot in the lunchroom I thought I was going to lose my cookies right there in front of God & everybody. I know God's seen it- it was everyone else I was concerned with. Again- more pregnancy stuff they don't exactly share with you in all of those books, esp. the ones that come free from the hospital. Although to be said, bawdy & full of bad words though it may be, Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy has got to be one of the all time funniest pregnancy books I have ever read. (& don't you know I've read alot!) I don't know how much bigger the belly is going to get. I feel like I look ready to pop any second. People must think I'm carrying triplets. Although I am eternally grateful that the weight hasn't gained past the belly, it is odd to have the Stonebraker non-butt trying to balance out the massive front belly. Talk about off balance. Look at the pictures, I'm freaking huge! And this is only 6 months, I'm not even in the 3rd trimester yet & that's when it all REALLY goes haywire. [sigh] ok, enough rambling. Quick nap before the nice church people bring me our new microwave. :) ah, I can't wait...